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  Really bad riddle
 
Hey, whaddya get when you cross a universal computer with a luxury car? : : : : : : : : : : : : : You get a ... "Turing sedan" ... : bppppthh... : bppppthhhhhhhpp... : Bwaaa-haa-haaaaah-haaah! Hhaaawwrrrhawr hawr har harrrr... Herrr har hehr hhehr (...) (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) They're downright weevil! (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) That's not very mice, in fact it's lousy. We should infest ourselves in optimism...mag Got grant us the serenity to accept that which we cannot change... really awfully, Lindsay (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) I don't think that ei-ter mite make a difference... They wood just bug us... -Shi (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
oh, the Buggers. i'm Sick of hearing about 'em -- -Steven "Nothin' But Net!" (URL) (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) That one flu over my head, stuffed though it is. I expectorate improvement. (...) Rats! I was hoping to app-roach this the pest way possible... -badly, LFB (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) kewl....i think:-/ (...) You crack me up. -Rick Terskale (26 years ago, 4-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) but (...) Not when viruses and vermin are involved... And CW has some vermin, definitely... (characters, not balladeers! <grin>) -Shiri (26 years ago, 4-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. Ouch. ;-) Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I found the LUGNET school!
 
(...) name of a province/town. Fredrik (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  I found the LUGNET school!
 
Hi, After spending the last two weeks in Arjeplog, Sweden doing vehicle testing on the frozen lakes I had to mention the school I passed each day. I meant to take a photo but it was always dark when I went past. The school is for kids up to 9 years (...) (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Er, um.. drink for myself :-) (...) Spock r0cks! All other known males of the Vulcan species possess diminished countenance should they be juxtaposed for evaluation of comparative personal and logical disciplines. -Tom McD. when replying, (...) (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) *I don't know, I always thought cell division was pretty friendly as it was... best Lindsay (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Minifig Faces Blizzard Conditions!
 
(...) Brrr, it's like the Arctic in there! (FUT .pun) (...) Great idea! Thanks! -Shiri (26 years ago, 1-Mar-00, to lugnet.fun.crafts, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Where have you bean Sproat, to have emitted such aweful propundities? -John (...) (26 years ago, 29-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Tequiza it easy. You don't have to go through such Olympian efforts to spew these puns around. Relax, or Elsinore ale have to start wineing even louder. Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 29-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Hey Bud, you're just Busched. Coor off a little and you'll be a Hamm in no time. -John (...) (26 years ago, 29-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Or a frontal lobeertomy, either. Wow, that's like...wordplay letdown. I'm ashamed. I think I'm going to go upstairs and sulk now. best Lindsay (26 years ago, 29-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Speak for yourself;-) (...) Not to be confused with a Yogi-ism: "Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore...it's too crowded" (...) I think Tuvok is the Vulcan dejour. You must be Old School;-) -John (...) (26 years ago, 27-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) (Slight correction) "I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy." This example is technically not a pun, but closer to a "Spoonerism", as there is no double meaning of the words as they stand in the first place. A (...) (26 years ago, 27-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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