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  Re: 9v train idea book: I might be making one, anyone interested?
 
(...) No, I just don't think He's very intel-ligent>;-D <score one for the good guys> -John (...) (26 years ago, 2-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Vader's "egg" from ESB
 
(...) That would work! Cool! Eggcellent idea!! --Todd (26 years ago, 22-Jan-00, to lugnet.starwars, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Ebay auction advice
 
Well, the general topic was one of making money. -- -Steven "Nothin' But Net!" (URL) Pieniazek" <lar@voyager.net> wrote in message news:FoCt60.9x6@lugnet.com... (...) (26 years ago, 15-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Ebay auction advice
 
(...) emphasis mine ^^^^ (...) Urns? are we talking Grecian Urns here or what? :-) ++lar (26 years ago, 15-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.market.auction)
 
  Re: Grecian Urn
 
(...) Hercules answered that question (sideways reference to the "speculations on bedtime stories" thread found elsewhere) (...) ugh, must we? ;-) /me hands an axe to the next person in line -- -Steven "Nothin' But Net!" (URL) (26 years ago, 10-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Grecian Urn
 
(...) It's the same thing as a Henway;-) -John "ask, ask!" (...) (26 years ago, 8-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Grecian Urn
 
(...) And the final stale chestnut, dug out of the footpad of the mother horse of all puns: "What's a Grecian Urn?" Steve (26 years ago, 7-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Grecian Urn
 
(...) <ouch> This really, really belongs here. James (URL) (26 years ago, 6-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: intercity transit....local hsit bus
 
(...) ...I live just outside of Fredericksburg and when they were trying to start up a bus system, they put it up for a vote... Unfortunately, they didn't go with the wildly popular first choice: Fredericksburg Area Regional Transit system... ..my (...) (26 years ago, 5-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: intercity transit....local hsit bus
 
That reminds me of the bus company (Hanus) we use for our church retreats. Invariably someone always poses for a picture leaning on the bus covering the H with their hand. Subtle but funny;-) -John (...) (26 years ago, 4-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  intercity transit....local hsit bus
 
I work in Hot Springs, AR. It has an intercity transit bus, or "it" bus. So, the letters on the side of the bus say, "HSit". I wonder if South Haven has an intercity transit.... ' -Rob (26 years ago, 4-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Who James Isn't (was:Re: New Castle Sucks (so far...)
 
(...) Not to mention the execrable Buck Rogers TV series. At least STTNG took the bull by the horns in Season One by identifying the positronic brain as Asimov's vision. It's not as though they were trying to fool anyone. Dave! (26 years ago, 1-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Who James Isn't (was:Re: New Castle Sucks (so far...)
 
(...) As well as in a little story called bicentennial man which happens to predate STTNG by quite a while. Jasper "what do you mean, posting while drunk on too much bubbly is bad?" Janssen (26 years ago, 1-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Who James Isn't (was:Re: New Castle Sucks (so far...)
 
(...) I think it's incumbent upon us to recognize this. (...) I'm bowled over by the mere thought. T'anks, I'm flush with horror now! (...) My understanding from most "genuine" Scots of my acquaintance is that they don't mind being British, but (...) (26 years ago, 30-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Who James Isn't (was:Re: New Castle Sucks (so far...)
 
(...) Now there's a precedent for vice! (...) light a (...) I'd rather give you a swirly. (...) left (...) Actually, I find it easier to type 'theatre' than 'theater'. But I draw the line at 'meter' vs 'metre'. That just looks too French. And I (...) (26 years ago, 30-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Who James Isn't (was:Re: New Castle Sucks (so far...)
 
(...) And Bill Clinton did the intern-ette... (...) Or setting on the throne. <Sorry. I know that stunk. Either sue me or light a match> (...) theatre? Puleeze McBritawannabe. (...) (26 years ago, 29-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Our times (Was: Re: Who James Isn't (was:Re: New Castle Sucks (so far...))
 
"LP" == Larry Pieniazek <lar@voyager.net> writes: LP> Wired, I think it was this month, rag that it is, had an LP> interesting plot of predicted life expectancy. Being born next LP> year doubles it from being 40, like I am, according to them. LP> (...) (26 years ago, 29-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Who James Isn't (was:Re: New Castle Sucks (so far...)
 
(...) Don't answer so fast! you may change your mind later. And if you choose one way, you CAN change your mind, if you choose the other, you can't. I think most of us would be delighted to live a bit longer than we currently think is what's (...) (26 years ago, 29-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Who James Isn't (was:Re: New Castle Sucks (so far...)
 
(...) Ugh. No thanks, I'd rather be behind the throne. Setting precedent and all that... (...) I have no idea. Having 'recognized as human' being a given my entire life, I am a poor judge of it's value. (and I have no intention, regardless of (...) (26 years ago, 29-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Who James Isn't (was:Re: New Castle Sucks (so far...)
 
(...) James Brown for Precedent! Al Gore for Vice-Precedent (cuz after all he invented the internet)! (...) put"... Hee, I'd forgotten about that gem! :D (...) That, indeed, would be a precedent. (...) you: (...) recognised as (...) For all incense (...) (26 years ago, 29-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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