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  Re: Transit Time to Mars
 
(...) Well, you might be able to steer out of the way dust in time. --Todd (26 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Transit Time to Mars
 
(...) Theoretically, they could approach the speed of light, but I wouldn't want to hit a dust particle at that speed! (Not to mention that you would have to convert conventional matter into a more basic type of particle in order to go that fast. Of (...) (26 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Transit Time to Mars
 
(...) Sometimes they just escape by themselves. --Todd (26 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Transit Time to Mars
 
(...) Ouch! Careful how you toss those puns around, some of us have negative reaction to the things. James (URL) (26 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Transit Time to Mars
 
(...) Wow, if you could get there that cheaply, then I suppose the speed wouldn't matter. --Todd (26 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
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  Re: better scans of the 2000 arctic polar bears?
 
(...) Those polar bears are female! I*nu*it! I think the female polar bears are the bigger, meaner ones anyhow (can anyone confirm this?)--but with all that hair, I think that on the brick itself the differences would be bearly visible. ABS doesn't (...) (26 years ago, 4-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: better scans of the 2000 arctic polar bears?
 
(...) What can I say? I have an eye for detail. Sometimes, as in this case, I wish I didn't. :) (...) I'm printing this out and putting it in a rocket destined for Mars... Jeff (26 years ago, 2-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: better scans of the 2000 arctic polar bears?
 
(...) "Stud-less", eh? I didn't know you could tell their gender from the pictures! Oh, the places this could go.... DaveE (26 years ago, 2-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Wither lugnet.cad.leocad?
 
Re the subject... Technically, c/wither/whither/ unless you are saying the group has withered away... :-) I'm such a pain, sometimes. But not a pain in the withers, it's a bit more central. (repost to fix followup) (26 years ago, 30-Nov-99, to lugnet.admin.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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