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  Re: dumb laws
 
(...) Well, *I* heard, "Surgeons do it with knots." Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: dumb laws
 
(...) Well, you know what they say, "Surgeons do it....with patience/patients -John (...) (27 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  t7po auto-pounce (was Re: Fair Auction? (Was Re: Honest Capitalism)
 
(...) c /hansomer/handsomer/ I was NOT alleging that some of us look more like a horse drawn carriage than others do. followups to .pun (27 years ago, 13-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An evening with Larry Pieniazek.
 
Must bee grate knot having two ewes spell checker-- Eye knead too sew that is why aye never heir oars. -John (...) (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An evening with Larry Pieniazek.
 
(...) I donn't mak misstakes eether. Dvae Eaton (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Scan site is moving!
 
(...) Fragen Sie mich oder sich? {:^D -Johann (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Scan site is moving!
 
(...) Hilfe means help, so is it some sort of bad pun alluding to instructions being a way for bricks to get their act together again? (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An evening with Larry Pieniazek.
 
Larry Pieniazek wrote: <snip> (...) A steak, a stake, or a reputation? -John (...) (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Scan site is moving!
 
What's "Bricks helf"? Is that supposed to be German? (...) (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An aside on the "Plagiarism" thread...
 
(...) I was thinking it'd be more like BURPies simplex. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 21-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Bulk Ordering - Secrets Revealed.
 
(...) Byetcha won't be able to keep this one going... Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 21-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Everything LEGO links page to LUGNET
 
Todd Lehman (...) Send your links to Linc? Cool. :-) (27 years ago, 19-Aug-99, to lugnet.admin.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Give me strength...
 
(...) ^^^^ What an awesome puntypo! (27 years ago, 16-Aug-99, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: TRU Kudos!
 
FWIW John blazed a pun there with "Cavalier" actually. Besides I like your blazer too, it looks like it goes with the rest of your outfit. -Tom McD. when replying, when wild spamcake gets cold, its skin looks startlingly similar to corduroy. (...) (27 years ago, 16-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: TRU Kudos!
 
Well, as Confucius used to say, "He who run in front of Chevy get tired, but he who run behind Chevy get exhausted" <doesn't bother to look, ducks wiffleball bat, runs faster> ;John (...) (27 years ago, 16-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: That touched a new bottom (was Re: i admit i was wrong)
 
(...) Don't assk me. I'm not an asstronomer. -John (...) (27 years ago, 16-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  That touched a new bottom (was Re: i admit i was wrong)
 
(...) Do all puns gravitate to this subject? -Tom McD. when replying, spamcake races start today, doo dah, doo dah... (27 years ago, 16-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: 8 wide? was Re: Box Cars
 
(...) I just caught those, guess I didn't brace myself very well, did I? (...) We won't go into why that was but suffice it to say it had to do with tiles. And bathrooms. (27 years ago, 13-Aug-99, to lugnet.trains, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: The Decal Dillema (was Re: My new Engine: SD70M
 
Yeah, the decal dillema has me in a real pickle. -John (...) (27 years ago, 13-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Specials at K-Mart and Big W
 
Yeah, Tom I think it does. Her name is Rhonda Weego. She is very proper by day, but likes to swing at night. <ducks wiffle bat, runs> ;John (...) (27 years ago, 12-Aug-99, to lugnet.loc.au.wa.per, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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