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  Re: malicious behavior
 
(...) Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!! Dave K (19 years ago, 14-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: malicious behavior
 
(...) About 10 weeks in Australia. Not sure how long it is in Germany. Tim (19 years ago, 14-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)  
 
  Re: malicious behavior
 
(...) The admins have terms???? How long do they last? Or are they like kings? If so, I certainly didn't vote for them. JOHN (19 years ago, 14-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)  
 
  Re: I'm so sorry....
 
(...) it is, I hope it won.) I haven't gone back through all the threads to check. Hey, here may be an idea...Who can write the worst opening line for a story, and manage to use Lego bricks as a part of it? For example: "Harry and Darlene were (...) (19 years ago, 14-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I'm so sorry....
 
(...) I agree; they are repulsive. The jokes that have access to expresso machines, I mean. JOHN (19 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: I'm so sorry....
 
(...) I had tears in my eye from trying not to laugh out loud at work for that one. Dave K (19 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: I'm so sorry....
 
(...) Dave! (19 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I'm so sorry....
 
(...) Don't be so negative; I found it very attractive. But I really liked this from the Romance category: Despite the vast differences it their ages, ethnicity, and religious upbringing, the sexual chemistry between Roberto and Heather was the most (...) (19 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  I'm so sorry....
 
"As Johann looked out across the verdant Iowa River valley, and beyond to the low hills capped by the massive refrigerator manufacturing plant, he reminisced on the history of the great enterprise from its early days, when he and three other young (...) (19 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: ED-209
 
(...) No, I'm pretty sure it was for (URL) reason. JOHN (19 years ago, 22-Jan-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: Yes, but what IS it????? [Pt. 3]
 
(...) Hey, Rob- Good to see you in this thread;-) JOHN (20 years ago, 2-May-06, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: Yes, but what IS it????? [Pt. 3]
 
"John" <John@TCLTC.org> wrote in message news:Iyn3t2.16qB@lugnet.com... (...) Just keep tugging, the mystery with be unravelled soon. -Rob (20 years ago, 2-May-06, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: New Exo-Force lego anime influenced minifigs and mechs!
 
In lugnet.general, David Simmons wrote: SNIP (...) yep, thats why they had to come out with new grays jeff (20 years ago, 17-Nov-05, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My first attempt at a 8x8 vig
 
(...) I'm looking forward to his upcoming sequel, "Tips for making the cut in medicine". (...) If he had been a Liberal, his bumper sticker would still say, "John Kerry"... JOHN (21 years ago, 25-May-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: My first attempt at a 8x8 vig
 
(...) I believe you're correct. Dr. Neuweiner wrote the seminal work on the subject, by the way. (...) If Neuweiner had been a Liberal, I expect you'd have read his license as 2PC4ME (not a pun, but I guess it sort of fits) Dave! (21 years ago, 25-May-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: My first attempt at a 8x8 vig
 
(...) I think his Urologist was Dr. Neuweiner, from La Grande, Oregon. His vanity plate said: 2PCME JOHN (21 years ago, 25-May-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: My first attempt at a 8x8 vig
 
(...) Luckily, his doctor remembered him. Dave! (21 years ago, 25-May-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: The all-new LUGNET .Underground
 
(...) Har har Tim (Mind you, you lose the pun when you change group to o-t.pun!) (21 years ago, 18-May-05, to lugnet.underground, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: I don't get it
 
(...) I should have indicated both that Clarke mentions "Brave New World" by name within the text of "Patent Pending," but I didn't understand the brother-joke that you spell out below! (...) That makes perfect sense! Thanks for helping me out. (...) (21 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I don't get it
 
(...) I got it. It stuck me all at once. For those who aren't Sci-Fi fans Aldous huxley wrote a book entitled "Brave New World." The theme this of this book is the achievement of Utopia through reproductive technology, eugenics and mind control. As (...) (21 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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