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Re: I'm so sorry....
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Fri, 9 Feb 2007 17:25:22 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, David Koudys wrote:

   where they had become the Midwest’s foremost group of refrigerator magnates.”

Don’t be so negative; I found it very attractive.

But I really liked this from the Romance category:

Despite the vast differences it their ages, ethnicity, and religious upbringing, the sexual chemistry between Roberto and Heather was the most amazing he had ever experienced; and for the entirety of the Labor Day weekend they had sex like monkeys on espresso, not those monkeys in the zoo that fling their feces at you, but more like the monkeys in the wild that have those giant red butts, and access to an espresso machine.

Now that’s what I call romance!

JOHN



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(...) I had tears in my eye from trying not to laugh out loud at work for that one. Dave K (17 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)

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"As Johann looked out across the verdant Iowa River valley, and beyond to the low hills capped by the massive refrigerator manufacturing plant, he reminisced on the history of the great enterprise from its early days, when he and three other young (...) (17 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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