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I'm so sorry....
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"As Johann looked out across the verdant Iowa River valley, and beyond to the
low hills capped by the massive refrigerator manufacturing plant, he reminisced
on the history of the great enterprise from its early days, when he and three
other young men, all of differing backgrounds, had only their dream of bringing
refrigeration to America's heartland to sustain them, to the present day, where
they had become the Midwest's foremost group of refrigerator magnates."

http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2006.htm



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(...) Don't be so negative; I found it very attractive. But I really liked this from the Romance category: Despite the vast differences it their ages, ethnicity, and religious upbringing, the sexual chemistry between Roberto and Heather was the most (...) (18 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
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(...) Dave! (18 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) it is, I hope it won.) I haven't gone back through all the threads to check. Hey, here may be an idea...Who can write the worst opening line for a story, and manage to use Lego bricks as a part of it? For example: "Harry and Darlene were (...) (18 years ago, 14-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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