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(...) Everyone is on the wrong track with this horse of a different choler. It was just about just desserts, not who was mounting whom. So remove the bit from between your teeth and stop trying to stirrup trouble and saddle me with a headache. You (...) (23 years ago, 4-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I don't want to hear any of your Lippizan this issue. -John (23 years ago, 4-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hey, I couldn't even read this thread at post time because it was censored by one of those watchdog programs! (I couldn't even get to .ot at all while any post with the offending phrase was fillying the front page.) You can bet I was champing (...) (23 years ago, 4-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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FOAL! Too late. -Kyle (...) (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just between you, me and the fencepost, I think this whole line of posts should be reined in. Or, better, put out to pasture. And do it now, don't wait, don't stall. Or else someone will cry foal. (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I should refrain from judgment-- every man should be treated (to a little) equus. -John (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Neigh! I object! On the other hand, the more the mare-ier... Dave! (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You mean "feel up"? (...) John (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ah, The Bridle sweet! I don't mean to nag, but when it's against the law to feel a little hoarse, only outlaws will feel little horses. And then they'll have to pony up the dough or be left out in the colt. Dave! (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) As long as we don't whip him into shape--that'd be spreading it on just a little too thick! Dave K (that's all I got... oh well :) ) (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Bruce, thanks for saddling us with that foal image-- I don't like it one bit. Topping such behavior is my mane concern, not to stirrup more trouble-- I wouldn't want you to barn in hell. -John (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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It's a badly known fact that Quasimodo (you know - the Hunchback of Notredame) has an Identical twin bother. The twin had left the city many years ago, to live in the countryside, where he made a good livinÿg as a bell-ringer for a small rural (...) (23 years ago, 26-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Nice conversation of Bush Jr (hmm!) with Condi Rice after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. (...) (23 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Ha! You sleigh me! When it reins it pours I guess... -H. (23 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Looks like you've precipitated a shower of replies. All hail Ross, king of the punsters. Long may he reign. Richie (23 years ago, 19-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) D'oh! I'm not rushin' to judgment, but your puns are all wet. But I'm still a fawn of incorrigible punners and their elk. -John (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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In Russia there once lived a man named Rudolph. Rudolph was very supportive of the communist regime, and provided weather reports to the Kremlin. In all his years, he had 100% accuracy when predicing downpours. When his wife was told this, she asked (...) (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Eight Ball says: "Outlook not so good." -John (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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My workplace makes use of Microsoft Outlook for all of its wondrous email services. Yesterday a coworker was having difficulty sending email, so she asked of the room: "Is anyone having trouble with their Outlook?" Came the reply: "No, I feel very (...) (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A koala walks into a restauraunt, orders a sandwich, eats it, shoots the waiter in the arm and then leaves. The waiter runs after the koala and says "Hey, what did you do that for?". The koala says "Look me up in the dictionary and you'll find out". (...) (23 years ago, 10-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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