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(...) Perhaps I am tired, but how is this a pun? Jude (24 years ago, 16-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple." A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy (...) (24 years ago, 16-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Here Here! Good story, and I ain't lion. (Sorry, couldn't help myself ; )) Hasta La Vista, Sean (24 years ago, 15-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Safari know, the lazy hunter won the bet, but what was his choice of wishkey? (24 years ago, 15-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #28
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(...) I'll drink to that! (24 years ago, 15-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #28
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Two safari guides in Africa were having a drink on the veranda and watching the sun go down when they became engaged in an argument over which was the better guide. Since each simply refused to believe the other's hunting stories they were unable to (...) (24 years ago, 14-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #27 (one for the pirates!)
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A pirate captain was on the look out for buried treasure. After months of hard sailing, day in and day out, his ship caught site of land, the land to which his treasure map had been leading. He and his first mate diembarked on the island to search (...) (24 years ago, 7-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #26
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In all the world no man was more blessed than Khu, the Grand Shan of Tartary - nor more cursed. None exceeded him in power or riches, the breadth of his domain, the virtues of his wife, and the vices of his concubines. Such were his blessings, but (...) (24 years ago, 1-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hi Jason, I nearly had to ask you to help a poor German to understand your joke. But in the end my dictionary told me the meaning of udder... ;-)) Leg Godt! Ben (24 years ago, 28-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That's pretty neat. You might say it was udderly fantastic. -Jason +---...---+ Jason Spears MichLUG - (URL) Page - (URL) (24 years ago, 27-Sep-02, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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