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Two safari guides in Africa were having a drink on the veranda and watching the sun go down when they became engaged in an argument over which was the better guide. Since each simply refused to believe the other's hunting stories they were unable to (...) (24 years ago, 14-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #27 (one for the pirates!)
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A pirate captain was on the look out for buried treasure. After months of hard sailing, day in and day out, his ship caught site of land, the land to which his treasure map had been leading. He and his first mate diembarked on the island to search (...) (24 years ago, 7-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #26
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In all the world no man was more blessed than Khu, the Grand Shan of Tartary - nor more cursed. None exceeded him in power or riches, the breadth of his domain, the virtues of his wife, and the vices of his concubines. Such were his blessings, but (...) (24 years ago, 1-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Holy cow!
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(...) Hi Jason, I nearly had to ask you to help a poor German to understand your joke. But in the end my dictionary told me the meaning of udder... ;-)) Leg Godt! Ben (24 years ago, 28-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Holy cow!
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(...) That's pretty neat. You might say it was udderly fantastic. -Jason +---...---+ Jason Spears MichLUG - (URL) Page - (URL) (24 years ago, 27-Sep-02, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #25
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(...) "Vat ever happened....to the Transylvania Tvist?!" -John (24 years ago, 24-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #25
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(...) Of corpse I agree. I drove my point home, I am sure Matt will try to do batter.. er, better. I'm sorry I'm digging into this topic, but I can't help myself... I just did the vampire torso! (URL) (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #25
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Guys, please don't Boris with this bad blood between you. Wooden it be better to not be cross with each other? Be friends, not anemias. Let's just undead this right here and keep the graveity at a minimum, and be ghoul. The GOTW is good; let's not (...) (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #25
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(...) Geez Larry...have a heart; attack me for a single sickle-y pun? I don't need to be needled in such a way. Tell you what...when we finally meet, I'll take you out some night and have them draw you a pint at a local pub, OK? We'll really paint (...) (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #25
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(...) Um, you know, Ross's initial groaners are usually pretty funny. But these followon puns... well, they're just not to the same quality level. In fact, you could say: (wait for it) they suck. And the fact that all the usual suspects seem to cell (...) (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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