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| (...) Famous explorer Ferdinand Feghoot and his son landed on one of the Hawaiian islands in the pacific. The natives threw a feast in his honor. It was beautiful under the setting tropical sun, the gentle surf, the dancing girls. Picking through (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Ummm...and just HOW did he know that? 8?) Matt (Seared a golden brown and smothered in grilled onions and mushrooms) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Experience. He was a politician - they enjoy devouring their opponents. Bruce (marinated in sweet-and-sour sauce and flame broiled) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Ya know, that's exactly the first thing I wondered. I mean, if he didn't *know* what human meat tasted like, wouldn't he have said "Hmm. Tastes like chicken."? ;) James (pressure-cooked until tender, and soaked in a sweet & sour pineapple (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Because we don't taste like chicken. Human flesh is refered to as "long-pig". Enjoy your pork. :-) Bruce (the other OTHER white meat, Mesquite slow-smoked) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| Well, THIS thread will drive me to vegetarianism if nothing else will Maggie C. (who will not, however, give up her collection of leather goods) (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Sorry Maggie! Just a rich little thread, seasoned generously with ideas from the comedy stylings of Monty Python and lightly toasted in the glow of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, then poached to sublime perfection. Served with your (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Which of course begs the question.... ;) (...) There was a billboard campaign in Saskatchewan for a while that got lots of laughs from people who read any of several other meanings into it. It showed a generic "ad-guy" with his generic (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Ewwwwww........ (...) pork...but not in that way...aw, forget it!) BTW, this whole thread is now lent a *tiny* bit of realism, if you notice the following things: 1) Yes, the word pork takes on many different meanings when seen on the (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Yikes! There isn't anything subtle about that billboard is there? Hehe. =) ~Nathan (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Haha! That's a great one - but I think they knew *exactly* what they were saying. Bruce (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) In terms of one common context, yes. In the context of this thread? ;) Or in other words, were there two people, or three in that billboard? James (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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