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Re: It finally happened.
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Date: 
Thu, 21 Dec 2000 19:45:31 GMT
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Dip your hand in wax?

-Jon
In lugnet.castle, Wilson Raska writes:
All was going well in the fair land of LEGO, when all of the sudden, out of
nowhere, the minifigs revolted.

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=2430

They came in the night, halberds in hand.  They started hacking and peeling
the skin off my hands, rendering them useless, never able to work with LEGO
bricks again.  All I could do was lay there and watch them destroy the only
hands they had ever known.

I don't know what caused my knights to attack their beloved Hand of God.
Perhaps it was letting those small children have a heyday with my LEGO
bricks.  Their small hands were rearranging my knight's armor and helmets,
so that I had soldiers carrying Bull shields and wearing Royal Knights
kettle-helms!  Oh the horrors!  Now I'll just have to go out and buy some
K'nex, as it is the only building toy I am now able to work with.
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Actually, I'm just recovering from a recent hospital visit and my skin is
peeling off, revealing a new layer of extremely sensitive "baby skin".  It
is, in fact, uncomfortable to push pieces together and stuff, but I'll be
back to normal building status in no time.  And don't worry, I wouldn't
build with K'nex even if my life depended on it. :)

Wilson
(Beware, you could be next.  Lock your minifigs safely in another room
before you go to sleep.  They're watching you.)



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  Re: It finally happened.
 
(...) What good would that do? No, this is actually happening to my hands, It's part of the healing process. Wilson (24 years ago, 21-Dec-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  It finally happened.
 
All was going well in the fair land of LEGO, when all of the sudden, out of nowhere, the minifigs revolted. (URL) came in the night, halberds in hand. They started hacking and peeling the skin off my hands, rendering them useless, never able to work (...) (24 years ago, 21-Dec-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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