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    A joke I got a work —Jude Beaudin
   Normally I get 10 emails a day containing jokes and very few strike me as funny. But when I received this one yesterday I almost fell out of my chair laughing. So without further ado... A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some (...) (24 years ago, 29-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: A joke I got a work —Todd Lehman
   (...) Are you going to tell us the punchline? What does she say back to the drunk? --Todd (24 years ago, 29-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: A joke I got a work —Eric Joslin
   (...) Ah, I think that is the punchline. The joke is that you expect some sort of elaboration on the food she is buying, but instead we find out that the drunk is just a rude fella. Heck, it made me laugh. But that probably says something about me. (...) (24 years ago, 29-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: A joke I got a work —Steve Burge
   Really? No toilet roll? That's worrying... Steve "Lorbaat" <eric@nospam.thirteen.net> wrote in message news:G1nss4.BnB@lugnet.com... (...) as (...) chair (...) drunk? (...) of (...) drunk (...) tell (...) (24 years ago, 6-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: A joke I got a work —Mark Sandlin
   That's why you get your groceries in *paper* bags. :^D ~M (24 years ago, 6-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: A joke I got a work —Steve Burge
   We get 'em in plastic bags in the UK... not that absorbent really. Steve (24 years ago, 12-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: A joke I got a work —Lindsay Frederick Braun
   (...) Yes, but every time I want to buy toilet paper while in the UK, I keep thinking of Lou Rawls...he's probably not that absorbent either. (Fortunately such comestibles are provided by the residence. Comestibles meaning loo rolls, not Lou Rawls.) (...) (24 years ago, 17-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 

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