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Re: A joke I got a work
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Fri, 6 Oct 2000 19:59:49 GMT
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That's why you get your groceries in *paper* bags.

:^D

~M
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> From: "Steve Burge" <steveb@ubistudios.co.uk>
> Organization: None
> Newsgroups: lugnet.off-topic.fun
> Date: Fri, 6 Oct 2000 16:35:06 GMT
> Subject: Re: A joke I got a work
> 
> Really? No toilet roll?
> 
> That's worrying...
> 
> Steve
> 
> "Lorbaat" <eric@nospam.thirteen.net> wrote in message
> news:G1nss4.BnB@lugnet.com...
> > In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Todd Lehman writes:
> > > In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Jude Beaudin writes:
> > > > Normally I get 10 emails a day containing jokes and very few strike me • as
> > > > funny. But when I received this one yesterday I almost fell out of my • chair
> > > > laughing. So without further ado...
> > > > 
> > > > A woman is shopping in the local supermarket.  She selects some milk,
> > > > eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.  As she unloads her
> > > > items at the cash register to pay, a drunk standing behind her in line
> > > > watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance,
> > > > "You must be single."
> > > > 
> > > > The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing
> > > > unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on earth did you
> > > > know?"
> > > > 
> > > > He replies,  "Because you're ugly."
> > > 
> > > Are you going to tell us the punchline?  What does she say back to the • drunk?
> > 
> > Ah, I think that is the punchline.  The joke is that you expect some sort • of
> > elaboration on the food she is buying, but instead we find out that the • drunk
> > is just a rude fella.
> > 
> > Heck, it made me laugh.  But that probably says something about me.
> > 
> > On the other hand, when I bagged groceries in high school I could always • tell
> > the single guys, because they would buy a jar of spaghetti sauce, a box of
> > spaghetti, and a loaf of bread.  That's it.
> > 
> > eric
> 
> 



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  Re: A joke I got a work
 
We get 'em in plastic bags in the UK... not that absorbent really. Steve (26 years ago, 12-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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Really? No toilet roll? That's worrying... Steve "Lorbaat" <eric@nospam.thirteen.net> wrote in message news:G1nss4.BnB@lugnet.com... (...) as (...) chair (...) drunk? (...) of (...) drunk (...) tell (...) (26 years ago, 6-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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