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  A joke I got a work
 
Normally I get 10 emails a day containing jokes and very few strike me as funny. But when I received this one yesterday I almost fell out of my chair laughing. So without further ado... A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some (...) (24 years ago, 29-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: A joke I got a work
 
(...) Are you going to tell us the punchline? What does she say back to the drunk? --Todd (24 years ago, 29-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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(...) Ah, I think that is the punchline. The joke is that you expect some sort of elaboration on the food she is buying, but instead we find out that the drunk is just a rude fella. Heck, it made me laugh. But that probably says something about me. (...) (24 years ago, 29-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: A joke I got a work
 
Really? No toilet roll? That's worrying... Steve "Lorbaat" <eric@nospam.thirteen.net> wrote in message news:G1nss4.BnB@lugnet.com... (...) as (...) chair (...) drunk? (...) of (...) drunk (...) tell (...) (24 years ago, 6-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: A joke I got a work
 
That's why you get your groceries in *paper* bags. :^D ~M (24 years ago, 6-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: A joke I got a work
 
We get 'em in plastic bags in the UK... not that absorbent really. Steve (24 years ago, 12-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: A joke I got a work
 
(...) Yes, but every time I want to buy toilet paper while in the UK, I keep thinking of Lou Rawls...he's probably not that absorbent either. (Fortunately such comestibles are provided by the residence. Comestibles meaning loo rolls, not Lou Rawls.) (...) (24 years ago, 17-Oct-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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