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This is so funny (I found it on another website): The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. Coming home I drove into the wrong house (...) (26 years ago, 10-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | BURP Guitar!
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I was just now playing around with some BURPs to see what I could come up with, and I discovered this startling revelation. Take 6 large BURPS and pair them up with each other. Stack them on top of each other so that the seams alternate (one seam (...) (26 years ago, 6-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Where did you lot spring from?)
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(...) Yeah, right, I'm *sure* that's what you meant... <mutters under breath> trying to cover for yourself <\mutter> (hey, we're in .fun now. I'm allowed ;-) (...) Shhhh! Shucks, ya got me... just don't tell my parents ;) -Shiri (26 years ago, 6-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Composition By a LEGO Walker
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(...) Yeah Jeremy, you're all cdfvgtbkjuhny gbvfrtgvbgfmhjnbgvc'ed up. :P -Tim (URL) timcourtne ICQ: 23951114 (26 years ago, 6-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Anguish languish
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Something my sister sent along which reminded me of the anguish languish: (...) Frank (26 years ago, 5-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Where did you lot spring from?)
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(...) [Bram's words below] (...) My guess (in the order he learned to speak them) is: 1. Dutch 2. German 3. Spanish 4. English (26 years ago, 4-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Composition By a LEGO Walker
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(...) What?! How dare you say that about my---... Oh wait. I see the problem. I'm taling in Unicode, while your robot is talking in ASCII. Silly me. :-, Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 4-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Craigo on Ebay!
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(...) Wait, I thought Val Kilmer played Batman, not Aquaman! :-) I'd rather have a Da Vinci sketch than the Mona Lisa, personally. Bruce (26 years ago, 4-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Craigo on Ebay!
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Hey, check out these items: (URL) good deal for the current price) (URL) What a price for a sketch -- yeeesh!) Just thought I'd mention noticing these items... -- Richard (26 years ago, 4-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Composition By a LEGO Walker
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(...) My robot would like you left elbow to know that "------``ooo ibvbnmywntnbrdn-u'9hg-`9;" Alan (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Composition By a LEGO Walker
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(...) That's nothing. Here's a koan from my left elbow: 54rt6 hjmng xc 54rft cv cv3 cvzgtftgf Other than displaying a disturbing preference for "cv", it has helped give me much insight over the past 15 seconds. Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Clinton Acts to make SNL shows more accurate
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(...) Funny, I thought the same thing about 12 years ago... ;) -chris (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Clinton Acts to make SNL shows more accurate
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To all, (...) Heh, well at least he isn't doing anything harmful, illegial, or just plain reprehensible for once! What a fitting end for a plight on the American presidency. Scott S. -- Scott E. Sanburn Systems Administrator-Affiliated Engineers -> (...) (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Clinton Acts to make SNL shows more accurate
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(...) And he's even funnier when he's trying not to be! 8^) Dave! (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Clinton Acts to make SNL shows more accurate
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(...) Oh, it was the President all right. I think he may have missed his true calling, kind of like the inverse of Ronald Reagan. -Adam 8^D (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) I saw it, it was on air the day before yesterday in all channels' news programs, but was he the president himself really or just a similar looking artist? I can't imagine one of our politicians in a clip even 1% of this one..:-) I don't know (...) (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Why can't we have a Lando: Lego's Race policy
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(...) on (...) there, (...) at (...) Now that you mention it, with all the yellow people on the Simpsons, could the creator (Matt Groening I think) be a secret Legophile? Any of you Simpson fans see any reference to Lego? (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.starwars, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: support & disclaimer on homepage
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(...) Not neccessarily :) The slightly redundant '$' in '$x USD' led me to thinking that maybe it was there intentionally. At least in tcl, 'x' has a different meaning from '$x', ie -=-=- #!/usr/bin/tclsh set x 21 set $x "\$500" puts [set x] ;# (...) (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.geek)
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| | Re: Why can't we have a Lando: Lego's Race policy
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(...) it (...) Doh! (slapping forehead) All that digital manipulation! What was I thinking? There's no need for controversy: Billy Dee Williams *really is* bright yellow! They just technically enhanced him in the Star Wars flics for that "exotic" (...) (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.starwars, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: Why can't we have a Lando: Lego's Race policy
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(...) Qui (...) Hmm... Mark Hammill appeared on The Simpsons, and he was quite yellow there, too. Maybe Hammill *really is* a delicate shade of yellow, and the wizards at ILM color-corrected him for the big screen. Dave! (26 years ago, 3-May-00, to lugnet.starwars, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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