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Car insurance
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Wed, 10 May 2000 02:23:52 GMT
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This is so funny (I found it on another website):
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms
where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the
fewest words possible.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I thought the window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head
through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit
him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and
headed over the embankment.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home.
As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did
not see the other car.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
accident.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no
stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the
accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I
had a fractured skull.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the roof of my
car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big
mouth.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by
some stray cows.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way
when it struck the front end.
HAHAHAHHAH!
Alex
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