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Re: What are you going to do with all those half price 8448's?
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Sat, 5 Feb 2000 05:28:21 GMT
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In lugnet.loc.uk, Larry Pieniazek writes:
> Huw Millington wrote:
> >
> > Tony Priestman <Tony@you-rang.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:ZhSTGaADEhm4Ew5m@you-rang.demon.co.uk...
> > > Can someone explain why Huw's post has appeared twice?
> >
> >
> > For some reason the message was still in my outbox of Outlook Express when I
> > started it up the day after sending the original, and so it got sent again.
> >
> > Blame it in Microsoft...
>
> {drum roll} {cue lights}
>
> Redmond Washington, Dateline, 7 February 2000: [PR Newswire] Microsoft
> annouces their latest product, BlameIt2000. For all those times when
> you, in your home or office, need to generate blame, Microsoft has the
> solution. And it's fully integrated with the MS Office 2000 suite,
> including mailMerge functionality.
EXCELLENT!!! I love Microsoft Bob so I am sure to love BlameIt2000.
I cannot wait for the next version of MS Bob--the copy I have now does not have
enough intentional bugs to cause my system to freeze up but I can only hope
that the next upgrade will.......
Kevin Salm
>
> For even more convenience: No need to hand craft an excuse. BlameIt2000
> comes with 27 custom excuses already built in. And we're not talking
> about those old chestnuts like "the dog ate my homework". These are high
> quality y2K compliant excuses that will amaze your friends and
> co-workers.
>
> BlameIt2000 has been extensively beta tested by MS staff in both home
> and office use and has survived justice department scrutiny. BlameIt2000
> takes a mere 47M of your hard drive space, and requires only 128M of
> memory and a 600 Mhz processor minimum, although performance will be
> better with more hardware.
>
> {fade lights}
>
> Er, you meant blame it ON Microsoft, yes?
>
> FUT, if there is any, to o-t.fun...
>
> --
> Larry Pieniazek - larryp@novera.com - http://my.voyager.net/lar
> http://www.mercator.com. Mercator, the e-business transformation company
> fund Lugnet(tm): http://www.ebates.com/ ref: lar, 1/2 $$ to lugnet.
>
> Note: this is a family forum!
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| (...) {drum roll} {cue lights} Redmond Washington, Dateline, 7 February 2000: [PR Newswire] Microsoft annouces their latest product, BlameIt2000. For all those times when you, in your home or office, need to generate blame, Microsoft has the (...) (27 years ago, 4-Feb-00, to lugnet.loc.uk, lugnet.admin.general, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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