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Subject: 
Underwear Survey
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Date: 
Fri, 19 Nov 1999 01:25:34 GMT
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In a recent purchase of underwear (briefs), there was included in the package
a customer information request form. Being that I had never been requested to
participate in a survey about underwear, I thought I'd read what possible
questions about underwear a company could ask. Most of the questions were
typical to just about any sort of clothing purchase such as, have you ever
purchased any other of our products, how would you rate the product, age,
gender, etc. But question #14 made me laugh so I thought I'd share it:

14. What activities do you expect to wear your (brand omitted) Sport product
for? (check all that apply)

o relaxing around the house[1]
o everyday wear/at work[2]
o going out (movie, dinner, etc.)[3]
o hanging out with friends[4]
o excercising/working out
o working around the house/yard[5]
o general weekend wear
o playing sports
o watching sports[6]
o at work
o other (________________________________)

-Tom McD.
radiotitan.8m.com
when replying, spamcake was used as American submarine ballast until 1941

[1] in only my underwear, throwing empty beer cans at Regis Filbin
[2] the tighter-fitting ones make me work faster
[3] watching movies in my underwear, cuz I like cold theaters
[4] sharing and trading
[5] there's no better way to enjoy weeding
[6] in only my underwear, throwing empty beer cans at John Madden



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  Re: Underwear Survey
 
(...) Is that your *final* answer? (...) I use the tighty-whities for birth control. (...) DVDs in your BVDs? (...) Hanging out with friends? Sounds like the elastic is worn out. (...) How about skivvies AND a stogie? (...) That would never fly (...) (25 years ago, 19-Nov-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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