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Re: Underwear Survey
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Fri, 19 Nov 1999 02:31:52 GMT
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johnneal@uswestIHATESPAM.net
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Tom McDonald wrote:
> In a recent purchase of underwear (briefs), there was included in the package
> a customer information request form. Being that I had never been requested to
> participate in a survey about underwear, I thought I'd read what possible
> questions about underwear a company could ask. Most of the questions were
> typical to just about any sort of clothing purchase such as, have you ever
> purchased any other of our products, how would you rate the product, age,
> gender, etc. But question #14 made me laugh so I thought I'd share it:
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> 14. What activities do you expect to wear your (brand omitted) Sport product
> for? (check all that apply)
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> o relaxing around the house[1]
> o everyday wear/at work[2]
> o going out (movie, dinner, etc.)[3]
> o hanging out with friends[4]
> o excercising/working out
> o working around the house/yard[5]
> o general weekend wear
> o playing sports
> o watching sports[6]
> o at work
> o other (________________________________)
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> -Tom McD.
> radiotitan.8m.com
> when replying, spamcake was used as American submarine ballast until 1941
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> [1] in only my underwear, throwing empty beer cans at Regis Filbin
Is that your *final* answer?
> [2] the tighter-fitting ones make me work faster
I use the tighty-whities for birth control.
> [3] watching movies in my underwear, cuz I like cold theaters
DVDs in your BVDs?
> [4] sharing and trading
Hanging out with friends? Sounds like the elastic is worn out.
> [5] there's no better way to enjoy weeding
How about skivvies AND a stogie?
> [6] in only my underwear, throwing empty beer cans at John Madden
That would never fly with me. Nor would Madden;-)
-John
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| (...) You have to wear the elastic out. Otherwise they chafe terribly. (...) I think the whole point was the distinct lack of fly in the first place.(1) James (URL) As opposed to any other place. We'll just leave that to your imagination, you sick, (...) (25 years ago, 19-Nov-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| In a recent purchase of underwear (briefs), there was included in the package a customer information request form. Being that I had never been requested to participate in a survey about underwear, I thought I'd read what possible questions about (...) (25 years ago, 19-Nov-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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