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  Anyone receive a Y2K report card yet?
 
Has anyone received their Y2K report card (1) yet? I just got mine from the State Department Academey of Pre-Millenial Panic. I scored a D- with the note "needs to apply self and take homework seriously" scribbled in red ink. Anyone else get theirs? (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Anyone receive a Y2K report card yet?
 
(...) I thought you had to be a country to get one of these? Sorry, Sproat, being from a different planet or alternate reality (not sure which it is in your case) doesn't count. (...) I have no idea, never need one because I never make that (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Anyone receive a Y2K report card yet?
 
(...) Yeah, but we're talking about the STATE DEPARTMENT here. Alternate reality by definition! ;-) (...) Aw, jeez, I knew I should've kept this after ENGL-1220. Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Anyone receive a Y2K report card yet?
 
(...) Directions: Apply 'self' evenly, with the special 'self' applicator. Let sit for 20 minutes after application. Proceed in serious manner to steal homework. If homework is taken with anything but serious manner, re-apply self, and repeat. (...) (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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