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Subject: 
Anyone receive a Y2K report card yet?
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
Date: 
Wed, 15 Sep 1999 15:40:08 GMT
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jsproat@+spamcake+io.com
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Has anyone received their Y2K report card (1) yet?

I just got mine from the State Department Academey of Pre-Millenial Panic.
I scored a D- with the note "needs to apply self and take homework
seriously" scribbled in red ink.

Anyone else get theirs?

Cheers,
- jsproat

1.  http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19990913/tc/yk_world_1.html

p.s.  Whoops!  (2)  I originally posted this to the wrong ng...

2.  Larry, what's the format for a post-script in the same message as
footnotes?  :-,

--
Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@io.com> ~~~ http://www.io.com/~jsproat/
He stands...like some sort of...PAGAN GOD or DEPOSED TYRANT.  Staring out
over the city he's sworn to...to stare out over...  And it's evident...just
by looking at him...that he's got some PRETTY HEAVY THINGS ON HIS MIND.
- Ben Edlund, 1996



Message has 2 Replies:
  Re: Anyone receive a Y2K report card yet?
 
(...) I thought you had to be a country to get one of these? Sorry, Sproat, being from a different planet or alternate reality (not sure which it is in your case) doesn't count. (...) I have no idea, never need one because I never make that (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Anyone receive a Y2K report card yet?
 
(...) Directions: Apply 'self' evenly, with the special 'self' applicator. Let sit for 20 minutes after application. Proceed in serious manner to steal homework. If homework is taken with anything but serious manner, re-apply self, and repeat. (...) (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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