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Re: Anyone receive a Y2K report card yet?
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Wed, 15 Sep 1999 16:04:11 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Jeremy Sproat writes:
> Has anyone received their Y2K report card (1) yet?
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> I just got mine from the State Department Academey of Pre-Millenial Panic.
> I scored a D- with the note "needs to apply self and take homework
> seriously" scribbled in red ink.
Directions: Apply 'self' evenly, with the special 'self' applicator. Let sit
for 20 minutes after application. Proceed in serious manner to steal homework.
If homework is taken with anything but serious manner, re-apply self, and
repeat.
> Anyone else get theirs?
I got an 'A+' with the note: "Excellent! Best ever! (Next time, bribe with cash
instead of check, though!)"
DaveE
> Cheers,
> - jsproat
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> 1. http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19990913/tc/yk_world_1.html
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> p.s. Whoops! (2) I originally posted this to the wrong ng...
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> 2. Larry, what's the format for a post-script in the same message as
> footnotes? :-,
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> --
> Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@io.com> ~~~ http://www.io.com/~jsproat/
> He stands...like some sort of...PAGAN GOD or DEPOSED TYRANT. Staring out
> over the city he's sworn to...to stare out over... And it's evident...just
> by looking at him...that he's got some PRETTY HEAVY THINGS ON HIS MIND.
> - Ben Edlund, 1996
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| Has anyone received their Y2K report card (1) yet? I just got mine from the State Department Academey of Pre-Millenial Panic. I scored a D- with the note "needs to apply self and take homework seriously" scribbled in red ink. Anyone else get theirs? (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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