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Re: off-topic.geek charter
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Thu, 6 May 1999 17:50:47 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Jeremy H. Sproat writes:
> Tom McDonald wrote:
> > In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Jeremy H. Sproat writes:
> > > ...Ya know, [chicken head-biting] would provide a fascinating show at
> > > the next Legopalooza.
> > Maybe we could surpass the Burning Man in popularity..
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> But only if dancing nude in the moonlight was encouraged. :-,
I don't think I could encourage that. I don't believe in moonlight.
> > > geek /'gEk/ n.
> > > 1: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually
> > > includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake
> > So what you're saying is that we're gonna have BBQ at Legopalooza? Then no
> > spamcake allowed. No spamlog allowed either.(1)
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> No, I'm saying that we could get Ozzy Osbourne to perform with live animals
> for us. ...Or was it Alice Cooper? Trent Reznor? Marilyn Manson?
LOL! But leave Marilyn at home. He/she's probably legal matters to deal with
right now.
> Tommy Smothers?
Tommy rocks! (Tommyrocks?)
> We could BBQ the snake, I guess. ...What sound do live snakes make when
> doused with Bulls-Eye and dropped onto a searing hot grille?
We need peppers. Cajun Snakin. And as every two-year-old knows snakes, no
matter what their condition, always sound like ssssss.
> The chicken is right-out, though. I can't stand the smell of singed
> feathers.
You don't like cocktails either cuz the feathers tickle your throat?
> Heck, we could BBQ Ozzy, Alice, Trent, and Marilyn
No, let's not do away with anyone: just think of the paperwork... :(
> -- Tommy could do his Yo-Yo Man schtick for us..
He also does one of the best Johnny Carson impression I've ever seen.
> > > Date: 1914
> > I'll bet it goes further back than that. The abacus is much older so • computing
> > devices, and therefore geeks, are centuries old. Like ketchup, pasta, paper,
> > and gunpowder, it would be just like China to come up with the first geek • too.
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> You know, there *was* a geek in Mulan, wasn't there?
Being a somewhat a geek myself I never saw Mulan.
> > (1) Spamlog differs from spamcake in two minor points: it's shape: roughly
> > cylindrical - any length to width ratio surpassing 10 to 1 is considered
> > spamcable; and two more additional ingredients: trace amounts of headcheese • and
> > haagas.
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> Don't forget the lutevisk, liverwurst and caviar. And the fact that you can
> spread it on a strong cracker. Filling, and fun to eat!
LOL oh, er.. um, hehe, ah, well, what's lutevisk? And yes, I really want to
know. Even if it makes me not hungry for lunch.
Culinary tip: Spamlog is best served cold, spread on cedar shingle with a pinch
of paprika.
-Tom McD.
when replying, Tobasco people will tell you it's also good on spamcake.
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| (...) Not! I just don't like the innuendo. :-, (...) See it. I consider it to be "Hercules II: The Apology". (...) Hmmm... Ah. Well. Right. Okay, then. Take a whole cod (that's the fish), and render it for a good fifteen to twenty hours. Add some (...) (26 years ago, 6-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) But only if dancing nude in the moonlight was encouraged. :-, (...) No, I'm saying that we could get Ozzy Osbourne to perform with live animals for us. ...Or was it Alice Cooper? Trent Reznor? Marilyn Manson? Tommy Smothers? We could BBQ the (...) (26 years ago, 6-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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