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  Bathing the cat
 
HOW TO BATHE THE CAT 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the (...) (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Do you qualify? Was Re: Globalization, H1-B Visas, other geeky stuff...
 
(...) Thank you, thank you, thank you! You and Rosco scored higher than I did! I was beginning to get nervous and had to rationalize that it was eating all that oatmeal for dinner to get the Quaker promo sets as well as my leftover habit from (...) (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: New mecha
 
(...) I agree with your point Jeremy. (...) It's your spelling that Gaul's me! Maggie C. (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: New mecha
 
(...) Additionally, if we were to run out of exclamation points, we would be forced to set up some sort of punctuation transplant for Dave! Please... think of Dave! ~GAMH (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Do you qualify? Was Re: Globalization, H1-B Visas, other geeky stuff...
 
(...) Ha! I got 68% :P Same text. No, I wasn't trying. (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: New mecha
 
(...) Hear, hear! Dave! (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: New mecha
 
(...) I'm sorry, I really shouldn't bother you, but your excessive use of the endangered exclamation mark has prompted us to take action. You see, it is our task -- nay, our sworn duty -- to preserve ASCII characters and words that are in danger of (...) (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.build.mecha, lugnet.off-topic.fun)  
 
  Re: Do you qualify? Was Re: Globalization, H1-B Visas, other geeky stuff...
 
(...) Me too. Seems I'm less geeky than I thought. If anyone calls me a geek again I'll point them to that quiz and tell them I only got 21%, which is just over 1/5th geek (damn, I think my geek rating just doubled!). Dan (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Do you qualify? Was Re: Globalization, H1-B Visas, other geeky stuff...
 
(...) I was more disappointed that they didn't have an "i have a segway, not a car" option 8?) ROSCO (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Do you qualify? Was Re: Globalization, H1-B Visas, other geeky stuff...
 
(...) I dunno ... they're both woefully inefficient and useless, wasting lots of gasoline and polluting the environment, and are almost never used for their supposedly intended purposes, but rather are used just for commuting or getting around town (...) (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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