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Re: Is God gay? (was Re: Does God have a monopoly on gods?)
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lugnet.off-topic.debate
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Mon, 6 Mar 2000 23:54:25 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Ben Roller writes:
> First off, sorry if anyone was offended by the subject...I was getting tired • of
> the old one.
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> Ben Roller
Top 10 Reasons God is Not Gay:
10. A gay god would never have allowed catholisism to exist in its current 14th
century state of mind.
9. A gay god would have hymns that sound more like showtunes.
8. A gay god would have designed much better hats for the Pope.
7. A gay god would have created the male more beautiful than the female, just
like the rest of the species.
6. A gay god would demand rejoiceful worship sessions, not doom and gloom.
5. A gay god would have smote all born-again-christians because they were
stillborn.
4. A gay god would have ensured that the bible was translated literally in all
languages and that all books of the bible were included.
3. A gay god would have made Monday the day of rest so he could go out on
Saturday night.
2. A gay god would have made Jesus well hung, not hung on a cross.
1. A gay god would have smote Tammy Fay Baker the first time she pulled out the
make-up trowel.
Ed "Boxer" Jones: who is gay but does not believe in any god.
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