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Re: Far too good to pass up...
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lugnet.off-topic.debate
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Tue, 16 Nov 2004 01:47:31 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, C. L. GunningCook wrote:
> In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
> > On the minus side:
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> > 1. Even worse politically correct television.
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> But we leave in the profanity, and nudity, that has to count for something????
I'm sure my 13 year old son will appreciate that. :-)
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> > 2. Cold.
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> We sell coats.
How do I get a tan with the top down if I'm wearing a coat?
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> > 3. The french language (nothing wrong with it beyond I only know a few moronic
> > phrases like "Cherchez la jeune filles."
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> Can I have a translation please?
Idiomatically, "Check out the babes." If you want Babelfish, "Seek the girls."
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> > 4. No Lakers or Dodgers.
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> Apparently no hockey either!!
I've got that here, south to Anaheim, or west to Downtown L.A. Hockey bores me
- I should add that to both sides. Kinda like no football.
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> > 5. Cold!
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> We sell winter boots.
Do those fit over sandals?
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> > 6. There is no minus number six.
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> Okay, I'm a Canuck and I don't even get this... but I'm sure there is when you
> factor in the wind chill. Wink.
You have to be an Aussie or a Bruce (same thing allegedly) to get it. Or be a
Monty Python fan.
Oddly, my first Monty Python record (Live at Drury Lane) was sent to me by a
Canadian...
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> > 7. No Kobe...or is that a plus?
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> I'm leaning towards the plus side.
You aren't a Laker fan. Or maybe you are.
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> > 8. Brain-dead British Royalty as Head of State.
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> It's only a cover.
On the plus side, they do have some comedic value.
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> > 9. There would be no point to having my rear-wheel drive convertible.
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> You can trade it in for a snowboards, snowshoes, snowmobiles.....
I like to visit snow. It looks very pretty on top of Mount Baldy outside my
window safely up at (estimating) 9,000 feet. I don't like snow to visit me,
however - it always overstays its welcome.
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> > 10. Cold!!!
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> BEST OF ALL, we sell TOQUES!!!!!!
Add the idea of "having to spend lots of money to endure the cold" to the list
of minuses.
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> > -->Bruce<--
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> True North Strong and "FREE", well aside from that blasted G.S.T.
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> Janey "Red Brick eh?"
Add "eh?" to the list of minuses. It makes "Totally tubular, dude" seem like
the soul of wit. :-)
-->Bruce<--
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| (...) But we leave in the profanity, and nudity, that has to count for something???? (...) We sell coats. (...) Can I have a translation please? (...) Apparently no hockey either!! (...) We sell winter boots. (...) Okay, I'm a Canuck and I don't (...) (20 years ago, 15-Nov-04, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)
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