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Re: Atheism (was: Santorum Fails In His Effort To Pervert The Constitution)
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lugnet.off-topic.debate
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Fri, 20 Aug 2004 22:17:28 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, John Neal wrote:
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
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Green-Eyed Devil’s Advocate: Oh alright, I can give you an bootleg copy
of latest Final Fantasy cluebook.
God: BOOTLEG?
Green-Eyed Devil’s Advocate: Bootleg.
God: The one with the cheat codes for “god” mode?
Green-Eyed Devil’s Advocate: Yup.
God: Oh, alright, I won’t end the world today....
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You lost me at “Final Fantasy”, GEDA (not to be confused with “Yoda”--
AFAIK). I am not a “Gamer”, (not to be confused with a “Goer” -- Are you uh,
uh a Goer?), so I may need a better example of a Worthy, Divine Bribe™
In a parallel universe, you could possibly be a Python.
JOHN
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“God not only plays dice, he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.”
-S.Hawkins
-Any role-playing Game-Master
Perhaps you should get religion and become a gamer. :-)
Divine revelation and interpretation: The Green-Eyed Devil’s Advocate offered
to sacrifice (non-religiously correct translation: “bribe”) an illegal Book of
Helpful Clues to bail out the entire planet. Clearly he had paid attention to
God’s complaint regarding video games. God, Who was baffled by the Idiot
Programmer Of The Game In Question and was ready to Destroy the Entire Planet
in frustration inquired if it had the code that would allow him to play in the
“god” mode (indestructible, infinite lives, able to change any numerical
parameters of the game, etc.) so that he could either a) cheat, or b) get by the
frustrating parts, or c) get his cheap jollies by playing god with the
hexadecimal lives of Little Computer People. God did smile upon this offering,
and was all set to Rescind the Hyperspatial By-Pass that was scheduled to
remove the planet to the nearest toxic waste dump and shower the people with
anchovies and fruit-bats, but Some Whining Idiot brought up the subject of
New Gray to the holder of the Largest Collection of Old Gray in Existence.
Cue Ragnorak or Armageddon or Shiva’s Dance Collection, depending on your time
period and geographic local.
-->Bruce<--
Green-Eyed Devil’s Advocate - who clearly has faith that God has a sense of
humor or prays that there isn’t a God if He doesn’t
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