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Re: Atheism (was: Santorum Fails In His Effort To Pervert The Constitution)
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lugnet.off-topic.debate
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Sat, 21 Aug 2004 03:19:39 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
(snip)
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God not only plays dice, he sometimes throws them where they cannot be
seen.
-S.Hawkins
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Isnt he that guy who is lousy at winning bets?
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-Any role-playing Game-Master
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Well I have a tough enough time IRL so Im not privy to this world. Perhaps
that is why there are such things? :-)
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Perhaps you should get religion and become a gamer. :-)
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Im assuming you meant forget religion and become a gamer:-)
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Divine revelation and interpretation: The Green-Eyed Devils Advocate
offered to sacrifice (non-religiously correct translation: bribe) an
illegal Book of Helpful Clues to bail out the entire planet. Clearly he
had paid attention to Gods complaint regarding video games. God, Who was
baffled by the Idiot Programmer Of The Game In Question and was ready to
Destroy the Entire Planet in frustration inquired if it had the code that
would allow him to play in the god mode (indestructible, infinite lives,
able to change any numerical parameters of the game, etc.) so that he could
either a) cheat, or b) get by the frustrating parts, or c) get his cheap
jollies by playing god with the hexadecimal lives of Little Computer People.
God did smile upon this offering, and was all set to Rescind the
Hyperspatial By-Pass that was scheduled to remove the planet to the nearest
toxic waste dump and shower the people with anchovies and fruit-bats,
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fruit-bats? Named Eric?
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but
Some Whining Idiot brought up the subject of New Gray to the holder of
the Largest Collection of Old Gray in Existence. Cue Ragnorak
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Had to google Ragnorak...
Gotcha on that one-- loved that movie;-D
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or Shivas Dance Collection, depending on your time period and geographic
local.
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More googling. Sounds like an interesting documentary-- I didnt know Art
Linkletter was working again...;-)
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Green-Eyed Devils Advocate - who clearly has faith that God has a sense of
humor or prays that there isnt a God if He doesnt
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Amen to that.
JOHN
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