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Re: Go ahead, make my day!
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lugnet.off-topic.debate
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Mon, 23 Jul 2001 21:59:31 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Duane Hess writes:
> He would then be cutting that crust off of the loaf of bread on the kitchen
> counter - he's armed with a knife. *BLAM*
Oops, he simply took the whole loaf. No knife present. They cart you of to
jail. Meet Bubba.
> I beleived that the intruder was about to sexually assault my wife (or even
> me, who knows about people these days). *BLAM*
Oh dang, that was a woman you shot - your alibi doesn't hold up. They cart
you off to jail. Bubba thinks you are cute.
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> > Someone being in your
> > house uninvited is NOT open season to shoot first and ask questions later.
> > It's pretty darn clear about it.
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> Uninvited is one thing. I have family show up uninvited quite often. But
> unless I immediately recognize the intruder, or there's a police cruiser,
> firetruck, or ambulance out front - I'm assuming they're armed & dangerous.
That fireman came over the wall - the firetruck is at the next street over.
You looked out the front window, spotted nothing and just murdered a
fireman. Bubba never baths and is really hairy.
All this macho posturing may make you feel good about yourself, just realize
that it may well not stand up in court. Posting messages saying you intend
to flout the law about reasonable belief in public places puts you in a bad
position if the prosecution reads Lugnet. ;-)
Bruce
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Message has 2 Replies:
 | | Re: Go ahead, make my day!
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| (...) Here's a nice story for you, I'm glad this guy didn't waist time to ask if the intruder was looking for a slice of bread. Gregory Jenkins of Antioch, Tennessee, was awakened by the sound of breaking glass early Monday morning. He got out of (...) (23 years ago, 23-Jul-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)
| | | Re: Go ahead, make my day!
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| (...) Pull bread knife out of drawer, put in dead criminal's hand, let drop to floor. (...) You sexist PIG. Woman can sexually assault people too. (...) Only in Kalifornia would you meet Bubba. In most sane states, you wouldn't. (...) You've got (...) (23 years ago, 24-Jul-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)
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| | Re: National vote on handguns?
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| (...) He would then be cutting that crust off of the loaf of bread on the kitchen counter - he's armed with a knife. *BLAM* (...) I beleived that the intruder was about to sexually assault my wife (or even me, who knows about people these days). (...) (23 years ago, 23-Jul-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)
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