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Re: Crashing your Lego creation safely...
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Date: 
Fri, 7 Jul 2000 10:29:56 GMT
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The crash will be more than just destroyed lego pieces and dead
minifigs.  I'll be able to see what parts of the ship are weaker
than others.   This experience will prove to provide data usefull
in creating a safer UH-60 in the future.  The lifes of future
minifig SEALs and pilots depends on the sacrafices of these men.

What are you saying?  Surely you can't be implying what I think you're
implying....

I'm afraid he is implying what you (and I) think he is implying...

To them it will be another training flight. They be put through
the paces quickly when they realize their flight controls have
been sabatoged, and coupled with engine failure.  They will be
a steel bucket in the air with gravity as the ends to their means.

You are.  Words cannot express the magnitude of outrage you'll face.  I'd
imagine that other seal teams would turn renegade and target you for
elimination for this.  Shoot...I can see a military overthrow (with a
summary execution) of your entire government.  I urge you to reconsider!

Yes reconcider! Today's crash-test-dummies are perfect for crashes like
this, I can recommend some SW battledroids for testing. You can even see
where to potential hazards are since their bodyparts can come apart quite
easily. Also it is possible to gather data from them about pressure,
gravitational forces, impact forces and a lot of other data that cannot be
gathered from dead bodies.

Sending a lot of minifigs to their death will expose you to a lot of bad
publicity, especially when there are other options! Secrets like this will
always surface someday (I can see the headlines: "Government send Seals to
their death!" and "Secret newsposting revealed:'To them it will be another
training flight...'").

If I were you I would use SW Battledroids as crash dummies and earn the
respect of your seals as 'the guy who made our helicopters more safe'. Hmm
that definitely sounds better than 'the guy who killed our fellow seals'.

--
Frank Buiting

Visit the LEGO Lexicon: http://members.chello.nl/~f.buiting/lego/



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  Re: Crashing your Lego creation safely...
 
(...) God, look at the *obvious* solution to this problem! TIMMY (and possibly Jar Jar) Trick them into thinking they have won a free helicopter ride and then *crash! Blood! Timmy heads!* Erin -- Note: I'm back from Regina (24 years ago, 7-Jul-00, to lugnet.build, lugnet.general)

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(...) resulting (...) in a (...) Potential wildfire? Looks like other Metro Area FD's will have to be called in on mutual aid. (...) That's what I meant by failed autorotation. The blades continue to spin, keeping the helo upright as is comes back (...) (24 years ago, 7-Jul-00, to lugnet.build, lugnet.general)

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