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Re: SmartCart MOC
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lugnet.space
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Wed, 7 Apr 2004 14:47:49 GMT
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In lugnet.announce.moc, Ley Ward wrote:
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Have you ever said to yourself “if I only had a brain...“? Well, just think
about how often this would occur to the various appliances, bots and droids
strewn about your moonbase, laboratory, headquarters for world domination, or
even your recreation room, if they only had a brain to ponder with.
Whateverly labs has solved this conundrum by utilizing leftover brains (don’t
ask) to add a level of thought and awareness not previously possible for such
devices. We present the first of these handy household/moonbase/research
facility gadgets: the SmartCart™
Yes, click on the picture and SmartCart™ will take you to its very own
Brickshelf gallery. Now, ain’t that handy?
We use SmartCart™ for so many uses around the lab, we don’t know how we
managed without it. Its dual tilt cargo supports can handle the most awkward
‘stuff’ while its ‘just-about-in-time’ self-lubrication sytem insures that
the wheels make that endearing “skeeka-skeeka-skeeka” sound.
Enjoy and PLMKWYT
Peace and gadgets,
Professor Whateverly
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Those of us at the Brain-trust find this development a bit frightening, and a
bit offensive. We who have cast aside our fleshy bodie in order to concentrate
fully on intellectual pursuits must emphasize the purity of the transformation.
That you would subject some poor individual to the indignity of serving as your
table is deeply disturbing to us. Do not be suprised if we raid your labs to
liberate our brother!
-Dan Rubin
Chair of the Cyber-braintrust
PS: if the brain in your cart is actually a dog brain or a monkey brain or
something, then carry on, it’s fine by us.
PPS: In all seriousness, I am currently working on a moonbase module for the
brain-trust, a consulting group which links many brains in jars, some of which
will have some sophisticated bodies. I really wish you would stop coming up with
the same sort of ideas that I do at about the same time Ley, it’s starting to
look like we’re cheating.
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| (...) Um, when we said 'leftover' we meant that they were a byproduct of some 'leaf-cell' research at a neighboring facility. They were slated for 'recycling', so we 'liberated' them to 'put them to use', ahem, I mean 'allow them to lead (...) (20 years ago, 8-Apr-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| Have you ever said to yourself "if I only had a brain..."? Well, just think about how often this would occur to the various appliances, bots and droids strewn about your moonbase, laboratory, headquarters for world domination, or even your (...) (20 years ago, 7-Apr-04, to lugnet.announce.moc, lugnet.space, lugnet.build.schleim, FTX)
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