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In lugnet.fun, Shiri Dori writes:
> ...Timmy is originally from the Time Cruisers' sets, and later beamed himself
> somehow into freestyle. He is detested mostly everywhere. I never understood
> why, until I got ahold of one of them... and then another, and another... they
> are impossible to get rid of... and there is absolutely no use for one of
> them, let alone *multiples*.
Now hold on a second, Timmy is an essential part of the Lego universe. Every
world needs an innumerable horde of indistinguishably hideous creatures of
evil against which the forces of good can struggle. Tolkien had had the orcs,
Star Trek has the Borg, the United States has lawyers, and the Lego world has
Timmy.
It is almost certain that the Timmies have dark and supernatural powers, which
allow them to breed explosively in giant swarms. It is unclear how they've
managed to spread so virulently into so many Lego sets - two theories under
investigation are that they are either able to disguise their eggs to look
like innocuous Lego bricks, or they are the product of some kind of Timmy
retrovirus which lays dormant on the surface of regular bricks until picked up
by unsuspecting minifigs during the course of unprotected construction.
I, for one, can never seem to get enough Timmies for my Timmy Army, which is
used to train Anti-Timmy Shock Troops and for 'research' purposes.
- Mike Rayhawk.
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In lugnet.people, Mike Rayhawk writes:
> Now hold on a second, Timmy is an essential part of the Lego universe.
I thought Timmy was a crossover from the LEGO anti-universe! :-o
--Todd
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In lugnet.people, Mike Rayhawk writes:
> Now hold on a second, Timmy is an essential part of the Lego universe. Every
> world needs an innumerable horde of indistinguishably hideous creatures of
> evil against which the forces of good can struggle. Tolkien had had the orcs,
> Star Trek has the Borg, the United States has lawyers, and the Lego world has
> Timmy.
Youre giving Timmy way too much credit here. I'm trying to rack my brain
for some analogy for the existense of Timmy in LEGO to another situation real
or fictional. I CAN'T FIND ONE!! He is just that useless and horrible.
I've thought about making a Timmy cannon to launch them to unspeakable
doom or even towards a field of other Timmy's (a fate I wouldn't even wish on
a Timmy fig myself).
Adam
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In lugnet.people, Adam Myers writes:
> Youre giving Timmy way too much credit here. I'm trying to rack my brain
> for some analogy for the existense of Timmy in LEGO to another situation real
> or fictional. I CAN'T FIND ONE!! He is just that useless and horrible.
The problem is that real and fictional situations don't really compare to the
Lego situation. Because the Lego world is so much better than any real or
fictional world, it stands to reason that the forces of evil would necessarily
have to be that much worse.
> I've thought about making a Timmy cannon to launch them to unspeakable
> doom or even towards a field of other Timmy's (a fate I wouldn't even wish on
> a Timmy fig myself).
Well you know, the only humane thing to do is to mail all the Timmies to me,
so that I can put them in my special Timmy habitat. You might also want to
mail me any Jar-Jars that are causing trouble, or in fact any type of Lego
product with which you are experiencing difficulty. This is a service I'm
happy to provide, free of charge, in order to do my part to help the community!
- Mike Rayhawk.
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