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In lugnet.space, Allister McLaren wrote:
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I hope the doctor’s hands were warm. ;)
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I received the following in an email a few days ago that I found out of this
world (possibly on Uranus):
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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite
humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by
his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
6. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..”
7. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
8. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!
9. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
10. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
And the best one of all...
11. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?”
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Mine line would, of course, be one of the following three:
1. Moooon River!
2. Hey Doc! Ever done time?
3. Yeah got the whole fist up there, Doc?
JOHN
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| (...) Beaut. I hope the doctor's hands were warm. ;) (...) I'm sure I wouldn't know. No PaB Down Under. But I'm not bitter. a (18 years ago, 24-Mar-06, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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