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Re: Bunker, Manta, and Zoar
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lugnet.space
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Date:
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Mon, 15 Nov 2004 15:29:12 GMT
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In lugnet.space, Jeffrey Benson wrote:
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I’m curious about the Jade Empire lackeys
though. Call me dumb, but what’s the irony, or do I really want to know?
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“Hi, my name is Lee, and I’m currently going around the moonbase trying to
recruit for the Jade Empire’s Military Conglomerate. As a soldier of the
Jade Empire, you’ll enjoy full health and dental benefits, as well as
regular ABS cleanings and de-skin-toning by a certified plastiologist.
You’ll also be able to put your homicidal urgings to the test by massacring
PCS Rangers en-masse ... hmmm. Why, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you
WEARING a PCS Rangers uniform? Oh, no, don’t be bothered to kill me, I’ll
just go jump off the cliff, y’know, my boss always told me, ‘you keep trying
to recruit at PCS Ranger bunkers, you’re a-liable to get yourself shot’, and
gee golly, looks like he was right and I’ve got a hole in my head!”
:)
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Man, I am so confused. My head hurts, I haven’t the slightest clue as to
what’s going on. I think I’ll curl into a ball and go to sleep now.
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Well, see, what I was getting at was the irony of the Jade Empire dude knocking
at the PCS Bunker. I mean, either he was making a recruitment pitch or he was
trying to borrow some milk. In either case, I’m sure the PCS guys fried him.
Because, y’know, he’s a “bad” guy.
-Jeff
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Message is in Reply To:
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| (...) Man, I am so confused. My head hurts, I haven't the slightest clue as to what's going on. I think I'll curl into a ball and go to sleep now. (20 years ago, 12-Nov-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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