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Re: Grand Admiral's New Clothes
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lugnet.space
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Date:
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Tue, 30 Sep 2003 16:11:45 GMT
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In lugnet.space, Chris Giddens wrote:
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You should sing to your GA and say nurturing things to him. Put plenty of
sun screen on the GA when going outside on sunny days, and you may want to
consider a little hat. Burp once after meals and try to maintain a daily
schedule for the little GA. And never let your GA sleep on his tummy.
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| (...) snip (...) "ATTENTION The Happy Fun GA contained in this message may be legally privileged and confidential. It is intended to be read only by the individual or entity to whom it is addressed or by their designee. If the reader of this Happy (...) (21 years ago, 30-Sep-03, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) You should sing to your GA and say nurturing things to him. Put plenty of sun screen on the GA when going outside on sunny days, and you may want to consider a little hat. Burp once after meals and try to maintain a daily schedule for the (...) (21 years ago, 30-Sep-03, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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