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Re: Single?What about all my minifigs?
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lugnet.people.singles
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Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:08:27 GMT
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> In lugnet.people.singles, David Eaton wrote:
> Top 10 reasons to have a minifig as a girlfriend:
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> 10. She's incredibly cute, no matter what.
> 9. She's guaranteed to be shorter than you.
> 8. Her parents won't give you the 3rd degree.
> 7. She lets you watch the game, and even smiles about it.
> 6. She pays for all her own meals.
> 5. If you get tired of her hairstyle or color, it's easy to fix.
> 4. Doesn't mind you spending money on Lego.
> 3. She never asks you if her outfit looks ok.
> 2. You actually may own more shoes than she does.
> 1. You can have tons of 'em, and they never seem to mind!
20. Will die in BrikWars for you.
19. Will not criticise your latest MOC.
18. Any plastic surgery decisions will be yours.
17. If a keyring version, she will always know where your keys are.
16. Will happily reside in any colour surroundings (even primary colours).
15. She may increase in value over time (if unplayed with).
14. Will never run off with your best friend (may be carried off though).
13. Available in many conditions from MISB to heavily chewed.
12. The future mother-in-law minifig is always mute.
11. The up/down status of the toilet seat is never an issue.
pete.w (married, but cruising the singles ng)
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| (...) Top 10 reasons to have a minifig as a girlfriend: ---...--- 10. She's incredibly cute, no matter what. 9. She's guaranteed to be shorter than you. 8. Her parents won't give you the 3rd degree. 7. She lets you watch the game, and even smiles (...) (20 years ago, 22-Sep-04, to lugnet.people.singles)
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