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Re: Single?What about all my minifigs?
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lugnet.people.singles
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Wed, 22 Sep 2004 17:20:27 GMT
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In lugnet.people.singles, Patricia Van Dyke wrote:
> Good Things about having a Minifig as a boyfriend
> 1. he doesn't talk unless you put words in his mouth
> 2. doesn't drink your guiness
> 3. he is free to take to the movies
> 4. loves Lego
> 5. when he crashes his car you can just snap it back together
> 6. always smiling
> 7. has no laundry
> 8. doesn't mind if you hang out with the Luke Skywalker and Han Solo minifigs
> all the time
> 9. can be any hero you want from a archeologist to a space hero battling 3vil
> 10. never hogs the blankets
Top 10 reasons to have a minifig as a girlfriend:
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10. She's incredibly cute, no matter what.
9. She's guaranteed to be shorter than you.
8. Her parents won't give you the 3rd degree.
7. She lets you watch the game, and even smiles about it.
6. She pays for all her own meals.
5. If you get tired of her hairstyle or color, it's easy to fix.
4. Doesn't mind you spending money on Lego.
3. She never asks you if her outfit looks ok.
2. You actually may own more shoes than she does.
1. You can have tons of 'em, and they never seem to mind!
DaveE
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| (...) 20. Will die in BrikWars for you. 19. Will not criticise your latest MOC. 18. Any plastic surgery decisions will be yours. 17. If a keyring version, she will always know where your keys are. 16. Will happily reside in any colour surroundings (...) (20 years ago, 23-Sep-04, to lugnet.people.singles)
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| Good Things about having a Minifig as a boyfriend 1. he doesn't talk unless you put words in his mouth 2. doesn't drink your guiness 3. he is free to take to the movies 4. loves Lego 5. when he crashes his car you can just snap it back together 6. (...) (20 years ago, 22-Sep-04, to lugnet.people.singles)
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