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Re: a:\>DAVE K. is a big doofus >lpt1
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Wed, 12 Nov 2003 13:32:01 GMT
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WHAT!!!!
do you think it is easy being KING????
let me answer that for you buck-o.
the answer is NO!
running a kingdom is HARD WORK!.
I'm sure a laid back guy such as yourself would not understand.
I mean.... come on. how hard can it be to do internal tech support for a
School BUS company. Last time I checked School Bus' don't have that
complex a computer system"
"... TC Dave speaking..."
"... what's that Miss Thomson, Your bus is flashing -stop- -stop-
-stop-"
"..let me look at the P&PM .."
"oh sorry, that stands for Policy and Procedure Manual"
"sec...."
(flip flip flip, stop, ummmm stop ah here it is)
"Miss T. the book here says you should STOP."
"did that work? GREAT! :) have a happy laidlaw day! "
"oh, Miss T, one last thing, please don't open any attachments"
(sigh, another productive day - I can go back to surfing Lugnet, and
Strongbad.)
see Dave. that might be your world in the mighty (cough) hamilton. BUT
here in the center of the universe (aka Toronto) the kingdom runs
different.
"what's that Queen kate?"
"princess abby needs a bottle? grumble grumble"
"no, I did not grumble that princess is less important than entertaining
Dave k"
"Grumble grumble"
(heavy sigh... tromp upstairs)
[ ok I'm back in the basement... cough I mean kingdom]
{ BING }
"..oh look, an e-mail I wonder who it i from???"
---snip-----
A:\>The king hasn't posted in a long time therefore he's a major doofus
for
shirking his responsibilities to the kingdom of Foo!.exe
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BAH. what does dave know?
{BING}
"... cool another e-mail"
---snip----
From Tryven
Chip bumpy/smooth: Bumpy
Chip Eagles/MB symbol: Eagles + Stars
Dimensions as per that diagram: Too lazy to find out
--------end-----------
"WHAT!!! too LAZY!??? ARGH.... that's all I need. I have to run this
freaking game? discover why hasbro put out 124 million different board
types, entertain Dave K, feed the princess, put up with Lar++, learn bit
masking, stop the Ivan insurrection.... stop John Ashcroft and his
JiHAD (sp)
I Can't take it any more..... AHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
.
...
(inject "special" liquid)
.....
........
ok, I'm better now.
back to where you were.
Chris
(tired KING)
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| (...) <snip> (...) 5 time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk award! And of course, the coveted 'Silver Sow' award... Ahhh memories... The preceeding was brought to you by the letter Tangent due to the word 'buck-o' So to entertain Chris whilst he goes (...) (21 years ago, 14-Nov-03, to lugnet.off-topic.test.foo)
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| A:\>the king has no clothes.exe Bad command or file name A:\>The king is dead.exe Bad command or file name A:\>The king hasn't posted in a long time therefore he's a major doofus for shirking his responsibilities to the kingdom of Foo!.exe Y'all are (...) (21 years ago, 11-Nov-03, to lugnet.off-topic.test.foo)
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