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    Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament —Matthew Gerber
   (...) (Ah carp! I see it's time to get off my bass and get punning!) Come on boys and gills, he may be bullheaded, but it's cold-blooded to call Larry shark bait. No need to put his head on a pike. Let's just pick up the Pisces, and get back in the (...) (23 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament —John Neal
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        Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament —John Neal
     (...) Oh, ship, here we blow again... (...) Mast of us wood agree that would be downright krill. (...) I appreciate a man who has morays. (...) Whale, tanks for shearing. (...) You're hooked? (...) And what would be the porpoise of that? -John (23 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament —Ross Crawford
   (...) Shouldn't that be bouys & gills? (...) 'Eel get over it. (...) Hey! That's my star sign! (...) I prefer mine grilled. Unlike my friend Sue-she prefers her fish raw! (...) Yep, take the bait every time! (...) Nah, that'd be a bad line to (...) (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament —Martin Scragg
     (...) Oh Cod, not more fishy puns, well I suppose this is the plaice for them, so better not get in a flounder. (...) Maybe you should try whiting for a bit and mullet over before replying to these messages, that way you won't feel like a sprat. (...) (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament —Ross Crawford
     (...) Yeah, I didn't want to make an-emone of the LUGNET polyps by posting in the wrong place. (...) Halibut puns? Heck!-av-iar no soul? Get in yer boat & roe away! ROSCO (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: One of my issues with the Cod of the old testament —Pete White
     (...) My cup is full to the bream with all this punishment. Stop it you seafood basket-cases. pete.w (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament —Maggie Cambron
   (...) Nah, it's buoys and gulls-- at least that's what's on the restroom doors of every tacky seafood restaurant I've ever been to. Maggie C. (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 

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