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  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) (Ah carp! I see it's time to get off my bass and get punning!) Come on boys and gills, he may be bullheaded, but it's cold-blooded to call Larry shark bait. No need to put his head on a pike. Let's just pick up the Pisces, and get back in the (...) (23 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) (23 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) Oh, ship, here we blow again... (...) Mast of us wood agree that would be downright krill. (...) I appreciate a man who has morays. (...) Whale, tanks for shearing. (...) You're hooked? (...) And what would be the porpoise of that? -John (23 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) Shouldn't that be bouys & gills? (...) 'Eel get over it. (...) Hey! That's my star sign! (...) I prefer mine grilled. Unlike my friend Sue-she prefers her fish raw! (...) Yep, take the bait every time! (...) Nah, that'd be a bad line to (...) (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) Oh Cod, not more fishy puns, well I suppose this is the plaice for them, so better not get in a flounder. (...) Maybe you should try whiting for a bit and mullet over before replying to these messages, that way you won't feel like a sprat. (...) (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) Yeah, I didn't want to make an-emone of the LUGNET polyps by posting in the wrong place. (...) Halibut puns? Heck!-av-iar no soul? Get in yer boat & roe away! ROSCO (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) Nah, it's buoys and gulls-- at least that's what's on the restroom doors of every tacky seafood restaurant I've ever been to. Maggie C. (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the Cod of the old testament
 
(...) My cup is full to the bream with all this punishment. Stop it you seafood basket-cases. pete.w (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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