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  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) It's fine to joke about it, but you're ignoring the serious possibility that the teacher might have wound up with a poulet lodged in her brain. Dave! (24 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) Now this is egg-sactly the kind of reactionary idea we need to avoid. ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (24 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) You mean ovoid. Dave! (24 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) Man this stuff is lay-m. None of these puns are anything to crow about, actually. Still, when it's time to pun, it's time to pun. OK, then: Last one to make a bad pun is a rotten egg. ++Lar (24 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) Don't count your chickens before they're hatched, or the yolk's on you. Dave! (24 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) This kind of thing happens way too oft-hen. ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (24 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) And it's way to e-cluck-tic for me... ROSCO (24 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
"Ross Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:G83qD0.469@lugnet.com... (...) Your brain just isn't coop-erating with the way we're thinking - don't keep yourself penned up. -Tim (24 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) Time to come out of my shell, eh? ROSCO (24 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Egging each other on (was Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes: <I just snipped the whole thing, it was flopping around like a chicken with its head cut off. Someone had to pullet together. The weight of all the puns was making it hard to keep my Chanticleer> But I (...) (24 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Egging each other on (was Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) Jeez Lar, quit raggin' on these guys, will ya? James (24 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) You crack me up. ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (24 years ago, 2-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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