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  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) Ah, The Bridle sweet! I don't mean to nag, but when it's against the law to feel a little hoarse, only outlaws will feel little horses. And then they'll have to pony up the dough or be left out in the colt. Dave! (22 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) You mean "feel up"? (...) John (22 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) Neigh! I object! On the other hand, the more the mare-ier... Dave! (22 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) I should refrain from judgment-- every man should be treated (to a little) equus. -John (22 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) Just between you, me and the fencepost, I think this whole line of posts should be reined in. Or, better, put out to pasture. And do it now, don't wait, don't stall. Or else someone will cry foal. (22 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
FOAL! Too late. -Kyle (...) (22 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) Hey, I couldn't even read this thread at post time because it was censored by one of those watchdog programs! (I couldn't even get to .ot at all while any post with the offending phrase was fillying the front page.) You can bet I was champing (...) (22 years ago, 4-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) I don't want to hear any of your Lippizan this issue. -John (22 years ago, 4-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) Everyone is on the wrong track with this horse of a different choler. It was just about just desserts, not who was mounting whom. So remove the bit from between your teeth and stop trying to stirrup trouble and saddle me with a headache. You (...) (22 years ago, 4-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) Sussex? Simplex? Semtex? Spooky hex? Proctor Silex? Sycophant complex? Sublime narthex? Synchronized Timex? Shall I vex? Dave! (22 years ago, 4-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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