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  Groan of the week #25
 
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?" The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The (...) (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #25
 
(...) Urg...that joke really drained me. Matt (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #25
 
(...) Um, you know, Ross's initial groaners are usually pretty funny. But these followon puns... well, they're just not to the same quality level. In fact, you could say: (wait for it) they suck. And the fact that all the usual suspects seem to cell (...) (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #25
 
(...) Geez Larry...have a heart; attack me for a single sickle-y pun? I don't need to be needled in such a way. Tell you what...when we finally meet, I'll take you out some night and have them draw you a pint at a local pub, OK? We'll really paint (...) (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #25
 
Guys, please don't Boris with this bad blood between you. Wooden it be better to not be cross with each other? Be friends, not anemias. Let's just undead this right here and keep the graveity at a minimum, and be ghoul. The GOTW is good; let's not (...) (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #25
 
(...) Of corpse I agree. I drove my point home, I am sure Matt will try to do batter.. er, better. I'm sorry I'm digging into this topic, but I can't help myself... I just did the vampire torso! (URL) (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #25
 
(...) "Vat ever happened....to the Transylvania Tvist?!" -John (22 years ago, 24-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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