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(...) So, in other words, he lept hard. (...) I hope he doesn't have to eat his words later: it mightn't go well in his colon. Then he'd need some Preposition H. -John (24 years ago, 6-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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You know I'll never get the 30 seconds back I took to read this. :) -- Thanx~ Nicole, "Now with Masters in Psychology Analytical Action!" (URL) Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:H0EA73.HFs@lugnet.com... (...) (24 years ago, 6-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A hungry African lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the (...) (24 years ago, 5-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ahhhhh, the good old Chateau Chunder - many fond memories..... ROSCO (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well dug-- thanks, Jason:-) -John (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Dig no futher. (Note: I didn't transcribe this myself, but found it online.) The Australian Table Wines sketch - Monty Python ---- A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines (...) (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I still remember an advertising campaign put on by Schlitz: "Look out for the Bull!" A couple of guys would crack open a Schlitz malt liquor, and suddenly a bucking bull would come crashing into the room, destroying everything-- good times for (...) (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Many years ago there was a famous baseball pitcher named Milt Famey. His career was brilliant, but in his last years his abilities decreased. Becoming depressed, he started drinking a lot of beer, both on and off the field. In his last year in the (...) (24 years ago, 29-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Argh. lighting... canned... Argh. (24 years ago, 25-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hu llit hinki tsal lweta ndsmel lsli kesh ip! ;- D (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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