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(...) I still remember an advertising campaign put on by Schlitz: "Look out for the Bull!" A couple of guys would crack open a Schlitz malt liquor, and suddenly a bucking bull would come crashing into the room, destroying everything-- good times for (...) (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #17 (apologies to Schlitz)
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Many years ago there was a famous baseball pitcher named Milt Famey. His career was brilliant, but in his last years his abilities decreased. Becoming depressed, he started drinking a lot of beer, both on and off the field. In his last year in the (...) (24 years ago, 29-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Temple of Shan-Ta-Ree
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(...) Argh. lighting... canned... Argh. (24 years ago, 25-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #16
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(...) Hu llit hinki tsal lweta ndsmel lsli kesh ip! ;- D (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #16
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(...) Afi shyo ne! RO SCO (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #16
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(...) Aww hatkin dofap unchli neist hat? ?? -Joh nne al (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #16
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(...) ARRR! Noah was a pirate? Must have been lonely, being the only ship left on Earth and all. ;) Also: Carp ark? Oi. Or, perhaps, "groan." best LFB (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #16
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One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the guv'". But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time (...) (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #15
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(...) Well of course that's how it had to turn out - she was ready to get serious. Before she lost the eye, it was all just fun and games. James (still have to get you a copy of Calahan's) (24 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #15
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(...) John's right, Ross. That one wasn't as corneas some of yeux others! ;-) Maggie C. (24 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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