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  Re: Groan of the week #14
 
(...) Id is a shame I'm afreud that the wake of this trauma is couched in suggestive language. -John (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #14
 
(...) Ross, That one is dome. But overall, you keep covering big top-ics. I bet you are really pup-ular and have a lot of people in your camp. The only way to find out for sure is to canvas your area with a pole. Jude (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #14
 
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. (...) (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #13
 
Groan!! But good. -- Thanx~ Nicole (URL) Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:GyJM6G.LBy@lugnet.com... (...) in (...) more (...) planned (...) in (...) America. (...) and (...) way (...) was (...) and (...) Ranch. (...) of (...) as (...) (24 years ago, 1-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #13
 
Sam, Stear, Spike, and Sean Cleer were brothers who owned a dude ranch, called the 4-S Ranch, in the Canadian Rockies. Their business was staying in the black but barely. One day, a family discussion led to how they might improve and attract more (...) (24 years ago, 30-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #12
 
(...) Don't be Russian to judgment, Tim; I know I'm a Spain in the butt, but Greece, give me a break so I can Finnish, Kenya? BTW beware of beagles in bubblewrap coming your way... -John (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #12
 
(...) OK guys, this topic is making me pawn. Good knight, jt (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #12
 
(...) John, that was terrible. I should clock you for it. Can't believe how board you must be... -Tim (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #12
 
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes: "You all know what this means -- the Czech is in the male." Did Czech mate taste better? (Chess wondering) My .37, John (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #12
 
An Englishman and a citizen of the Czech Republic went on a hunting trip. When they did not return for several days, a search party was sent after them. The party found a he-bear and a she-bear, each with full tummies. Becoming suspicious, they (...) (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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