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(...) OK guys, this topic is making me pawn. Good knight, jt (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) John, that was terrible. I should clock you for it. Can't believe how board you must be... -Tim (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes: "You all know what this means -- the Czech is in the male." Did Czech mate taste better? (Chess wondering) My .37, John (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #12
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An Englishman and a citizen of the Czech Republic went on a hunting trip. When they did not return for several days, a search party was sent after them. The party found a he-bear and a she-bear, each with full tummies. Becoming suspicious, they (...) (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
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(...) <blink blink> Bah, I wasted a pair of good in-joke puns, because you haven't read Callahan's yet. Send me your address, and I'll mail you a copy of Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, gratis. A punster like you deserves to get hooked on Callahan's. (...) (24 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I fear, then, it must be singed Rosco for tea, as none of the eleven have been original 8?( ROSCO (What's Callahan's, BTW?) (24 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Yep. :D Maggie C. (24 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Bah, you stole that from Callahan's. If you're going to drive us to drink, at least make 'em original, or we'll toast you. :) JAmes (24 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, (...) (24 years ago, 16-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just paws for a moment-- they must have been terrierized! I'd cry to see a poodle of canines; or a feline-- him, a-laying there. -John (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just paws for a moment-- they must have been terrierized! I'd cry to see a poodle of canines; Or a feline-- him, a-laying there. -John (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Please don't tone it down-- turn it up to eleven! -John (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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No, really, this actually happened to me... I owned a Datsun Pickup truck a long time ago. Those that might not remember, Datsun is the company that turned into Nissan. But that's not part of this story. I owned this pickup truck and many years (...) (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Now this is the cleverest response I have ever seen... Top ten anyway... Thanks Dave! (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well, I one two tell you that I can barely distinguish between th'ree and practice; therefour I figured that, even if fI've briefly compromised your sixcess, seventually you'd recre-eight your benine in-ten-t. Dave! (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Apologies for the delay this week, but I'm wondering if it's worth continuing? I posted these puns in the hope they'd cause much mirth and merriment among Lugetters. Alas, it seems no pun in ten did...... ROSCO (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Stop Poppin out those Merry puns... Jeremy - floating in the air... (...) (24 years ago, 3-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... . . . (...) (24 years ago, 3-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good (...) (24 years ago, 26-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ditto Jude (24 years ago, 20-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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