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(...) <blink blink> Bah, I wasted a pair of good in-joke puns, because you haven't read Callahan's yet. Send me your address, and I'll mail you a copy of Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, gratis. A punster like you deserves to get hooked on Callahan's. (...) (24 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I fear, then, it must be singed Rosco for tea, as none of the eleven have been original 8?( ROSCO (What's Callahan's, BTW?) (24 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Yep. :D Maggie C. (24 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Bah, you stole that from Callahan's. If you're going to drive us to drink, at least make 'em original, or we'll toast you. :) JAmes (24 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, (...) (24 years ago, 16-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just paws for a moment-- they must have been terrierized! I'd cry to see a poodle of canines; or a feline-- him, a-laying there. -John (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just paws for a moment-- they must have been terrierized! I'd cry to see a poodle of canines; Or a feline-- him, a-laying there. -John (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Please don't tone it down-- turn it up to eleven! -John (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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No, really, this actually happened to me... I owned a Datsun Pickup truck a long time ago. Those that might not remember, Datsun is the company that turned into Nissan. But that's not part of this story. I owned this pickup truck and many years (...) (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Now this is the cleverest response I have ever seen... Top ten anyway... Thanks Dave! (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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