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(...) That's a-boat as bad as they come, Ross. -Tim (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #3
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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What an "explosive" idea! An innovative use of those "plastique" tiles... How would one work on that engine in the shed, remove it with a "boom" crane? "James Mathis" <thakius@nmt.edu> wrote in message news:GuEuKv.1FL@lugnet.com... (...) 8?) (...) (24 years ago, 11-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.trains)
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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (24 years ago, 15-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: LegoLand Modelmakers Experience - photos from the 'behind the scenes' tour
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(...) Jon, stop making those sagging puns! They're just a waist. So zip it, or I'll have to belt you. best LFB PS: I did most audibly groan at you, Mr. Palmer. Shame! :) (24 years ago, 8-Apr-02, to lugnet.loc.uk, lugnet.legoland.windsor, lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Any LUG activity here?
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(...) Ain't that the Pitts? xfut -> o-t.pun -Tim (who spent FOUR - count them, one, two, three, FOUR years trying to get a club to form in Chicago, and we FINALLY have something) (24 years ago, 7-Apr-02, to lugnet.loc.us.pa.pit, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says: "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." ROSCO (24 years ago, 5-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: 2x4 Cheezy Brick Packs Now In Store!
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but would it excuse teeth marks on your bricks? -- James Stacey ---...--- www.minifig.co.uk #925 - I'm a citizen of Legoland travelling Incommunicado "Tom McDonald" <radiotitan@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:GtvJu5.DnL@lugnet.com... (...) to (...) (...) (24 years ago, 2-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.clone-brands, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: 2x4 Cheezy Brick Packs Now In Store!
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(...) Maybe Lugnet.build.cheese is in order! But it could be whey out of line too.... -Tom McD. when replying, spamcheesecake... now at a bakery near you! (24 years ago, 1-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.clone-brands, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | A pun chat
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(URL) The Galactic Shipyard - (URL) My Lego Creations - (URL) Attack of the Bricks - (URL) (24 years ago, 27-Mar-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "em-bare-assed"? Calmness will rectify this situation, Maggie. Feel free to colon me if you need any further advice. -John (24 years ago, 26-Mar-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Tush, tush, we really need to put this awful thread behind us, it really bums me out. You are scraping the bottom of the barrel. Maggie C. (yes, embarrassed to be the one who couldn't resist) (24 years ago, 26-Mar-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Heh... just found this ;)... well you could trade it to me... but numbers don't mean anything to me :P... it's just a man made invention/idea anyway. Yeah... prob cause of my last email address? hehe.. well there's a story behind that... kinda (...) (24 years ago, 22-Mar-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Porthole alternative
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(...) Fourth declension? Ruccus/ruccus? (24 years ago, 1-Mar-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) i thought about rucki but it just didn't look visually stunning to me. And if you had a bunch of rucki, it'd be ruckii just wondering now if Hawaii is latin for more than one Hawaus And what's a hawaus? Building-like thing where people live? (...) (24 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Shouldn't that be "rucki"? XFUT: off-topic.pun, because this doesn't belong in admin.general. And if you disagree, I'm gonna go get mom! -- Tony Hafner www.hafhead.com (24 years ago, 28-Feb-02, to lugnet.admin.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) lol, I get more junk mail addressed to: John Meal! This entire thread is driving me (Chiquita) bananas! How Swede it is:-) -John (...) (24 years ago, 27-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Mamma Mia"! I guess we'll just keep on punning "The Way Old Friends Do". Aint it a "Crazy World"? (...) No way! How can we stop, when "The Winner Takes it All"? The best I can offer you is "Hasta Mañana"! ROSCO (24 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ya, you said "Take a Chance on Me!"... we took a chance on you, and look what happened. Puns galore. Well, "Knowing me, Knowing you" there isn't much chance we'll stop punning, is there? I know it's "The Name Of The Game" in this newsgroup... (...) (24 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) And once you get to London don't forget to visit her majesty, the (dancing) queen. -Shiri (gawd, I'm awful) (24 years ago, 26-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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